spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

(via asserall)


heyitspj:

does the A in USA stand for ally

(via neptunain)


I see people getting married to people they’ve known for, like, a year and a half. A year and a half? Is that really enough time to get to know someone to know you want to spend the REST of your life with them? I mean, I’ve had sweaters for a year and a half and I was like, “What the fuck was I doing with this sweater?”
Aziz Ansari (via smokingcraic)

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Ben Wyatt: Human Disaster

(via literatechick)


overtheunderpass:

important


peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via wasarahbi)


optimistsareunprepared:

sexhaver:

if i was a werewolf id call myself “a dog person” and cackle maniacally when people misunderstand me

sirius black and remus lupin, probably

(via dance-little-illusion-machine)


vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

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iguanamouth:

first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit

image

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dimnuggitz:

Zoom zoom

(via ungratefullittleshit)


unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

if u think that there has ever been a greater scene on television think again

(via ungratefullittleshit)


zobb:

cry me a lake by justin timberriver

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deucebag:

theresavoidinmypolaroid:

If it actually started raining men I think I’d just start crying and be really terrified and not leave my house and just curl up into a ball and pretend I couldn’t hear the slamming of bodies falling upon my roof under no circumstances would I think “hallelujah” 

it’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah

(via 666mcnugget)