breakingdads:

if you ever want to hear the gospel according to shrek, just open up your bible and read psalm

BODY ONCE TOLD ME

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labradork829:

4-week-old Golden Retriever puppies who are all future Leader Dogs for the Blind.

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kellyangel:

Read the next comic here

Magical girl is not something you can retire from …. 

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killergoth:

take me here on our first date

killergoth:

take me here on our first date

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bonerfart:

soaply:

*upper middle class fucker voice* But you have [one nice thing] so how are you poor 

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i can never say if i’m a slow or a fast reader tbh my pace always depends on the book some books i finish in one sitting and others i finish after 78 years

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edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

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jadelust:

when ur teacher asks whos presenting next
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adventuresofcesium:

let’s all take a minute to stop and think about how Hagrid gave Harry his homemade birthday cake, told him how much he looked like his parents, and fed him sausages before he even started to explain that he was a wizard

let’s stop to think about how his absolute first priority was to let harry know that he was loved and cared for

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asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

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mumford sons: i have a beeEEEeard *jangalangalangalnag*

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE

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