I Got Tired of My Old Title

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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dirkstr8der:

the-winchester-initiative:

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Get out.

why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns

(via literatechick)

jugglekingstone:

DO YOU JUST HAVE SOMEONE IN YOUR LIFE THAT MAKES YOU REALLY HAPPY NO MATTER WHAT THEY TALK ABOUT WITH YOU AND THEY JUST ALWAYS CHEER YOU UP AND THEY PUT THEMSELVES DOWN SOMETIMES BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHY BECAUSE EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM IS SO AMAZING AND YOU WANT THEM TO BE IN YOUR LIFE FOREVER BECAUSE THEY MAKE YOU SO HAPPY OH GOSH

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njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

(via yesimbeyonce)

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

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stuartsometimes:

I’m not a morning person

I’m not even an afternoon person

I pretty much start functioning at about 6pm

(via please-forget-to-fall-down)

thepensivebrony:

“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

(via 17yroldghost)

necrophilic:

when ur being dramatic for humorous effect and someone’s like ‘wow calm down’

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lurkerpi:

hey!!! just a little reminder

don’t ever get upset with someone because they reply late or don’t continue a conversation or something

because they might just not know what to say!!! or they might not be good at replying or they might just be busy with something

and it isn’t very nice to get angry or upset with them if they forget to reply or something!!!

so just keep that in mind i guess!! just try to think about they are feeling

thank you and have a wonderful day/night!!!!

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swagchat:

swagchat:

swagchat:

what type of music do chiropractors listen to

hip-pop

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damngruchy:

hailthelordylordypicca:

i wish someone loved me the way Jay Gatsby loves Daisy

NO YOU DON’T

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thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing

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nedbert:

nedbert:

i got a new laptop and now i dont have any reaction images saved anymore

why are people reblogging this

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